My first surgery is done. I asked the doctor, “On a scale of 1 to 10 how hard was this surgery?” “Oh, one. Very easy,” he said. Good to know, I’m easy.
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I Want The Best
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I need a new spouse. My wife doesn’t believe in putting the ketchup in the refrigerator even though it says right on the package, “For best results refrigerate after opening.” If I’m going to pay $5 for a bottle of ketchup then it better be the best damn ketchup I’ve ever had.
...Read MoreChanging My Name
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I’ve decided to change my name to House Home Casa. Then I’ll be a household name. In fact, I’ll be 3 of them. I’ll give that a minute to sink in.
...Read MoreTempus Fugit
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Secretly, I think we’re in the middle of a time war and time keeps stopping. Unfortunately, I think most of the battles take place while I’m at work.
...Read MoreHDR Sucks – Take a Photography Class Instead
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HDR does to photography what Thomas Kinkade did to painting. The majority of what you see is over-saturated, poor examples of people not knowing how to use their equipment. I mean, c’mon, grass is NOT supposed to look like that. Don’t get me wrong, there are some really good HDR images. I think knowing how…
...Read MoreGet Your Crap Off My PC
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I find it amazing that you can uninstall stuff on a Windows machine but it doesn’t leave. As an example we’ll say…Symantec. I uninstalled the suite because I use AVG (a very nice free antivirus) and it’s still there. Worse yet, it’s now active where before it was turned off. What…the…HELL. My computer. My choice….
...Read MoreWhat happened to Ask Yahoo!?
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Ever since CBS took Schoolhouse Rock off the air in the 70’s I’ve been looking for something to fill the void. Something that would help me remember the little “Cliff Claven-esque” factoids I know and add a few new (albeit useless in most regards) to my repetoire. Ask Yahoo! filled the void nicely. So nicely,…
...Read MoreYouTube Decides To Make Spyware/Malware You Consent To If You Want To Use Their Video Clips
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If you’ve been following the news you’ve no doubt heard that the wildly popular YouTube video sharing site has signed a deal with Warner to distribute music videos, behind the scenes footage, and interviews with artists on their site. This is a huge step for the record industry in realizing that the new frontier of…
...Read MoreGrossitude: Somethings Can’t Compare
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I’m coining a new word: “grossitude”. Think of it as a measurement of the grossness of something. The scale is very similar to the Richter Scale and the “Hot Chick” scale. 1 – Sitting in ABC gum. 2 – Stepping on a snail. 3 – Catching your parents having sex. 4 – Finding cat poop…
...Read MoreMTV: We Don’t Like Mac Users
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Adam Curry was right….MTV SUCKS. I got this great error message when I tried to view content on MTV.com. How can you leave out a large segment of computer users? “We’re Sorry. In order to offer a broad selection of full-length music videos on-demand and free of charge, MTV Overdrive uses Windows Digital Rights Management…
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