You know you’ve been online too long when you get a sale bill in the mail and tap on a picture to get more information. Happily it didn’t work. I didn’t get a popup window. We’re not in the Matrix anymore, Neo.
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Worried
When I was a 12 back in the 1980s my biggest worry was about dying in a nuclear war. Now that I’m past 50 and diabetic my biggest worry is a Snickers bar.
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My daughter received a letter for running Cross Country at her high school. It’s a D. I told her “if you’d tried harder you could have gotten an A”.
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My first surgery is done. I asked the doctor, “On a scale of 1 to 10 how hard was this surgery?” “Oh, one. Very easy,” he said. Good to know, I’m easy.
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This is classic. Yes, This actually happened. Names have been changed to protect the innocent. Person A: how can i fix the volume on my computer Person A: ive tried everything Me: bottom right hand corner there’s a little speaker icon. did you turn up the sound there? Person A : its all the way…
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