You know you’ve been online too long when you get a sale bill in the mail and tap on a picture to get more information. Happily it didn’t work. I didn’t get a popup window. We’re not in the Matrix anymore, Neo.
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Worried
When I was a 12 back in the 1980s my biggest worry was about dying in a nuclear war. Now that I’m past 50 and diabetic my biggest worry is a Snickers bar.
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My daughter received a letter for running Cross Country at her high school. It’s a D. I told her “if you’d tried harder you could have gotten an A”.
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My first surgery is done. I asked the doctor, “On a scale of 1 to 10 how hard was this surgery?” “Oh, one. Very easy,” he said. Good to know, I’m easy.
...Read MoreI Want The Best
I need a new spouse. My wife doesn’t believe in putting the ketchup in the refrigerator even though it says right on the package, “For best results refrigerate after opening.” If I’m going to pay $5 for a bottle of ketchup then it better be the best damn ketchup I’ve ever had.
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