Making no sense since 2002
This video may be old but it still epitomizes how I feel some days. Especially when it’s finally began to feel like fall and started getting cold outside. You’ll have to click the Read More link to see it as videos only show in the full post.
...Read MoreTold the nurse giving me a shot at the doctor’s office, “I used to be deathly afraid of needles, now I’m only moderately terrified.” I suppose it would have been funnier if I didn’t have my eyes clamped shut and my head turned the other way.
...Read MoreYou know you’ve been online too long when you get a sale bill in the mail and tap on a picture to get more information. Happily it didn’t work. I didn’t get a popup window. We’re not in the Matrix anymore, Neo.
...Read MoreWhen I was a 12 back in the 1980s my biggest worry was about dying in a nuclear war. Now that I’m past 50 and diabetic my biggest worry is a Snickers bar.
...Read MoreMy daughter received a letter for running Cross Country at her high school. It’s a D. I told her “if you’d tried harder you could have gotten an A”.
...Read MoreMy first surgery is done. I asked the doctor, “On a scale of 1 to 10 how hard was this surgery?” “Oh, one. Very easy,” he said. Good to know, I’m easy.
...Read MoreI need a new spouse. My wife doesn’t believe in putting the ketchup in the refrigerator even though it says right on the package, “For best results refrigerate after opening.” If I’m going to pay $5 for a bottle of ketchup then it better be the best damn ketchup I’ve ever had.
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