Making no sense since 2002
Told the nurse giving me a shot at the doctor’s office, “I used to be deathly afraid of needles, now I’m only moderately terrified.” I suppose it would have been funnier if I didn’t have my eyes clamped shut and my head turned the other way.
...Read MoreWhy do we need Mother’s Day when we already have Labor Day? Asking for a friend.
...Read MoreWhen I was a 12 back in the 1980s my biggest worry was about dying in a nuclear war. Now that I’m past 50 and diabetic my biggest worry is a Snickers bar.
...Read MoreMy daughter received a letter for running Cross Country at her high school. It’s a D. I told her “if you’d tried harder you could have gotten an A”.
...Read MoreI need a new spouse. My wife doesn’t believe in putting the ketchup in the refrigerator even though it says right on the package, “For best results refrigerate after opening.” If I’m going to pay $5 for a bottle of ketchup then it better be the best damn ketchup I’ve ever had.
...Read MoreJohn Gruber over at Daring Fireball posted a link to this 404 page from Nosh.me. The page has a video on it that’s nothing short of hilarious. Check it out here.
...Read MoreThis is awesome. “The question was raised on FOX affiliate WNYW’s news program: If you can’t call stuff like soy milk, rice milk, almond milk and so on “milk”, what should you call it? Anchor Greg Kelly didn’t think that “soy juice” sounded right, so his co-anchor Rosanna Scotto came up with a better suggestion:”…
...Read MoreA Michigan man was arrested for receiving “sexual favors” from a car wash vacuum. The Modesto Bee | Police arrest Mich. man for car wash vacuum sex: “The Saginaw News reports the 29-year-old Swan Creek Township man was arrested Thursday in Saginaw County’s Thomas Township, about 90 miles northwest of Detroit. Police Sgt. Gary Breidinger…
...Read MoreHere’s something damn funny from The Onion, “World of World of Warcraft”. You have to ability to play a player playing the World of Warcraft. ‘Warcraft’ Sequel Lets Gamers Play A Character Playing ‘Warcraft’
...Read MoreWatch episode 2 of God, Inc. This is great stuff. Love it. In this episode…oh well, I won’t spoil it for you. Wear headphones when you watch it. It’ll make everyone else wonder why you’re laughing so hard you’re crying.
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