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 I do believe someone has switched my underarm deoderant with super glue.

Someone told me once I should do stand up comedy to which I replied: I hear more moans at my jokes than I’ve ever heard in bed.

I was doin’ a little thunkin’ this morning when I had a revelation: male pattern baldness is secretly a plot by our wives and girlfriends. See, in order to keep us from straying too far, our wives and girlfriends secretly pluck hairs from our head at night while we sleep. Slowly over time we begin…

I woke up this morning and I felt funny. My wife rolled over and told me to pull my underwear back up.

Ahh hah! I finally got MS One Note up and running on my laptop and it IS as cool as I thought it would be. Totally totally cool. You can take notes, draw, doodle, highlight, handwrite notes if you got a stylus or even with a mouse, search those notes later as you can with a…

Ok. There’s one thing I don’t like about the MSVDM (Microsoft Virtual Desktop Manager). If you have Internet Explorer open in multiple desktops and you close it in one of the desktops it closes on ALL the desktops. How stupid is that? On the other side. I am really enjoying using it. I wish they…

Brockovich sues Beverly Hills High. Erin Brockovich and attorneys filed 25 claims against the city’s school district Monday, alleging that former students of Beverly Hills High School got cancer from being exposed to toxic fumes emitted from an on-campus oil field. [SignOn San Diego]

 …I did in fact, see a DeLorean on the street today. And it made me wonder if there’s an aftermarket vendor who’d install a flux capacitor in the back seat – I mean, how can you own a DeLorean and NOT have a flux capacitor? Does anyone see those cars and not wonder if a…

Aye! What is the world coming to! Notebooks of Mass DestructionIf you order a notebook from Dell, their order form apparently asks you if you want to use it as a weapon of mass destruction, as Gary Turner found out. This is either one of Baldrick’s cunning plans to uncover terrorist cells, or it’s just…

Hmmm…evidently I’m number 5 in on Google for “Sex in Public Toilets“. Probably closer to the top now that I’ve made this post. I don’t know whether to be offended or overjoyed.