But it’s a DRY heat

I know they say the heat in California is nothing but stepping outside in 95 degree heat with a 6 mile an hour wind is the equivalent of stepping into a full body hair dryer. Any moisture in your skin is instantly flashed off, your eyes dry out and start itching, and the paint gets sucked off your house and your family gets a permanent orange afro.

Ok maybe not that last part but the rest of it is true. But it’s a DRY heat.