My first surgery is done. I asked the doctor, “On a scale of 1 to 10 how hard was this surgery?” “Oh, one. Very easy,” he said. Good to know, I’m easy.
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Month: August 2023
I Want The Best
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I need a new spouse. My wife doesn’t believe in putting the ketchup in the refrigerator even though it says right on the package, “For best results refrigerate after opening.” If I’m going to pay $5 for a bottle of ketchup then it better be the best damn ketchup I’ve ever had.
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