Can you say

Say you work for a teevee news outfit — ABC’s 20/20, for example — and you’ve got a digital camera and you’re taking some tourist shots around Camp Patriot. And then, for some reason, you decide to take a few shots of your dick, because … well, who knows? And then say you lose your camera. And a certain naval officer finds it.

Also, the naval officer updates his blog from Kuwait.
[Ken Layne]

OMG! Hilarious! You have to go read the account of the soldier that found the camera. Just don’t do it in front of your boss or he’ll wonder what you’re laughing about.