Iraq shows off Apache crew. The Pentagon confirms that two men paraded on Iraqi TV are the crew of a missing helicopter gunship. [BBC News | Front Page | UK Edition]
Ok! That headline just sounds…um….ga…hom…alter…BAD! I can see it now…
Saddam:”Thith ith our new Apashe crew. Bruth ith wearing thith darling green jumpsuit that brings out the color in hith eyeth.”
Or…
Saddam:”When they said Apache I thought we were getting the indian from the Village people.”
You figure out what the joke is.