Joe sends out a virus warning

Being the true samaritan that he is, I picked up this PSA from over a the Jenett ranch:


This just in from a good friend in Chicago…

There is a new virus. The code name is “WORK”. If you receive WORK from your colleagues, your boss, via e-mail or from anyone else – do not touch WORK under any circumstances. This virus wipes out your private life completely.

If you should happen to come in contact with this virus, take (2) friends and go straight to the nearest bar. Order drinks and after (3) rounds, you will find that WORK has been completely deleted from your brain.

Forward this virus warning immediately to at least (5) friends. Should you realize you do not have (5) friends, this means you are already infected by this virus and WORK already controls your whole life. If this is the case, go to the bar and stay until you make at least (5) friends. Then retry.
Thanks Doe!