The Morning Blend

This morning’s blend: 40% espresso roast 40% italian roast 20% ethiopian roast Flavor: mild, nutty, deep, slightly acidic.

How to balance the US budget (or finance a war)

Step 1: Legalize drugs. Step 2: Impose a tax on them. Step 3: Sit back and collect the money shifting it to a secret account while telling all your constituents and all sorts of sub committees the governement is broke. Hmmm….I suppose there’s a good conspiracy theory in there somewhere. Either that or an alien…

Unemployment soars in California

“Washington Post: Modesto has the seventh highest unemployment rate in the US.”[Dane Carlson’s Weblog] Modesto also has houses blowing up because they’re Meth (methamphetamine) labs. You think there’s a correlation? Joe drug dealer standing outside his house when the census taker comes through. Census Taker: “I’m from the census. Mind if I ask you a…

So much for relaxin.’.

Things accomplished this weekend: 1) Drank too much cappucino. 2) Stayed up all night designing. 3) Slept all day. 4) 8 + hours of ReturnTo Castle Wolfenstein multiplayer online marathon. vsay”ownage” 5) Bike week on Discovery Channel! 6) American Chopper Marathon on Discovery Channel! 7) Took long naps. 8) Made a huge pot of Chile…