Worried

When I was a 12 back in the 1980s my biggest worry was about dying in a nuclear war. Now that I’m past 50 and diabetic my biggest worry is a Snickers bar.

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Lettered

My daughter received a letter for running Cross Country at her high school. It’s a D. I told her “if you’d tried harder you could have gotten an A”.

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I Want The Best

I need a new spouse. My wife doesn’t believe in putting the ketchup in the refrigerator even though it says right on the package, “For best results refrigerate after opening.” If I’m going to pay $5 for a bottle of ketchup then it better be the best damn ketchup I’ve ever had.

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Don’t Call It Milk Call It…

This is awesome. “The question was raised on FOX affiliate WNYW’s news program: If you can’t call stuff like soy milk, rice milk, almond milk and so on “milk”, what should you call it? Anchor Greg Kelly didn’t think that “soy juice” sounded right, so his co-anchor Rosanna Scotto came up with a better suggestion:”…

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World of World of Warcraft

Here’s something damn funny from The Onion, “World of World of Warcraft”. You have to ability to play a player playing the World of Warcraft. ‘Warcraft’ Sequel Lets Gamers Play A Character Playing ‘Warcraft’

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It’s Becoming An Addiction

Watch episode 2 of God, Inc. This is great stuff. Love it. In this episode…oh well, I won’t spoil it for you. Wear headphones when you watch it. It’ll make everyone else wonder why you’re laughing so hard you’re crying.

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Go Camping With Veer

Veer has a great way of advertising their photos, by making them part of an awesome game. Go camping with Veer. (Mouse over the guy up the tree then hit spacebar. Make sure you avoid the squirrels while catching food. Oh! The bear is not friendly either.)

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