When I was a 12 back in the 1980s my biggest worry was about dying in a nuclear war. Now that I’m past 50 and diabetic my biggest worry is a Snickers bar.
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Lettered
My daughter received a letter for running Cross Country at her high school. It’s a D. I told her “if you’d tried harder you could have gotten an A”.
...Read MoreI Want The Best
I need a new spouse. My wife doesn’t believe in putting the ketchup in the refrigerator even though it says right on the package, “For best results refrigerate after opening.” If I’m going to pay $5 for a bottle of ketchup then it better be the best damn ketchup I’ve ever had.
...Read MoreFirst a 404 then a 500 – One of the Best 404 Pages
John Gruber over at Daring Fireball posted a link to this 404 page from Nosh.me. The page has a video on it that’s nothing short of hilarious. Check it out here.
...Read MoreDon’t Call It Milk Call It…
This is awesome. “The question was raised on FOX affiliate WNYW’s news program: If you can’t call stuff like soy milk, rice milk, almond milk and so on “milk”, what should you call it? Anchor Greg Kelly didn’t think that “soy juice” sounded right, so his co-anchor Rosanna Scotto came up with a better suggestion:”…
...Read MoreMichigan Man Arrested for Sex with Car Was Vacuum
A Michigan man was arrested for receiving “sexual favors” from a car wash vacuum. The Modesto Bee | Police arrest Mich. man for car wash vacuum sex: “The Saginaw News reports the 29-year-old Swan Creek Township man was arrested Thursday in Saginaw County’s Thomas Township, about 90 miles northwest of Detroit. Police Sgt. Gary Breidinger…
...Read MoreWorld of World of Warcraft
Here’s something damn funny from The Onion, “World of World of Warcraft”. You have to ability to play a player playing the World of Warcraft. ‘Warcraft’ Sequel Lets Gamers Play A Character Playing ‘Warcraft’
...Read MoreIt’s Becoming An Addiction
Watch episode 2 of God, Inc. This is great stuff. Love it. In this episode…oh well, I won’t spoil it for you. Wear headphones when you watch it. It’ll make everyone else wonder why you’re laughing so hard you’re crying.
...Read MoreThings That Make You Go Oooohhh…Ouch…Damn, He’s Gonna Feel That One In The Morning
This is possibly one of the best Stuipid People Tricks I’ve seen in a long time. Don’t try this at home kids. [Go there now]
...Read MoreGo Camping With Veer
Veer has a great way of advertising their photos, by making them part of an awesome game. Go camping with Veer. (Mouse over the guy up the tree then hit spacebar. Make sure you avoid the squirrels while catching food. Oh! The bear is not friendly either.)
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