This is classic. Yes, This actually happ…

This is classic. Yes, This actually happened. Names have been changed to protect the innocent.

Person A: how can i fix the volume on my computer

Person A: ive tried everything

Me: bottom right hand corner there’s a little speaker icon. did you turn up the sound there?

Person A : its all the way up, no sound?

Person A: :S

Me: speakers are plugged in? light is on?

Person A: ohh… i dont think i have speakers

Me: you’re kidding right?

Person A: uhh i dont think so. i dont see any!

Me: there’s your problem