Michigan Man Arrested for Sex with Car Was Vacuum

A Michigan man was arrested for receiving “sexual favors” from a car wash vacuum.

The Modesto Bee | Police arrest Mich. man for car wash vacuum sex: “The Saginaw News reports the 29-year-old Swan Creek Township man was arrested Thursday in Saginaw County’s Thomas Township, about 90 miles northwest of Detroit.

Police Sgt. Gary Breidinger says a resident called to report suspicious activity at the car wash about 6:45 a.m. An officer approached on foot and caught the man in the act.”

Evidently it was the difference between $20 for a blow job and $1.25 for 3 minutes. Hey the guy was just being frugal. These are tough times you know.