Stop. Put that down. I’ve got something better for you to do. Grab a beer, well if you’ve got a beer if not some milk and cookies or coffee will do nicely, and check out 5ives.com. You’ll notice right off it’s a site of lists. Fives (5) to be exact. But they’re damn funny. Go there now and have some fun then when you’re done…uhhh…come back and be naughty to me.