Say Goodnight Johnny

MSNBC: “Johnny Carson, the ‘Tonight Show’ TV host who served America a smooth nightcap of celebrity banter, droll comedy and heartland charm for 30 years, has died. He was 79.” It’s a sad day in America. One of the worlds funniest people has left us. I don’t think I’ll ever forget watching Floyd. R. Turbo…

Iron Meteor Found on Mars: Yeah, we know.

“OMG! They’ve found a meteorite made of iron on Mars!” Like…duh! We kinda expected to. Why? Because we find iron meteorites here. That’s right, we’ve known for years there’s iron meteorites. Didn’t you guys watch Armageaddon?