Don’t F#$% with Brandon Fuller Bitch

Brandon Fuller: “So at the pool, there are tons of chairs but they are all taken by books and towels. I guess these inanimate objects need a nice place to sit just as we humans do. Furthermore, these books and towels show up earlier and earlier each day. Some books and towels get up at the crack of dawn and find their chair. Later in the day, some humans eventually inhabit the chairs for some short period of time before going in the pool or leaving for lunch. Then the books and towels are back on duty.

I was frustrated by this the last two days but after hanging out on the pool ledge for up to an hour I would eventually run over as some people left and snag the chair. Time to take the law into my own hands.”