Hi Joe. Please, come in, sit down. (closes office door). Yeeea-aah. I’ve been meaning to speak to you about your links. It seems we’ve been noticing you haven’t been posting as many as before. We’re going to need to ask you to stop having a life. Ummmm-kay? Good. Glad we got that settled. (standing up walking towards door)
Oh! And about Saturday, I’m going to need you to work. Not one of those half-day things either. Ummm-kay?
Mental Note: Stop watching Office Space before bed.