Is it too late to add a candidate? Everyone write in Davezilla!!
C’mon! Repeat after me! Davezilla for President! Davezilla! Davezilla! Davezilla! Do the wave everyone!
- There will not only be yards of beer, there will be yards of coffee.
- Daylight Saving Time will happen every season. I haven’t worked out the math yet, but we will gain an hour’s sleep every season.
- Let us learn from our southern neighbors in Mexico. Mandatory siestas at work.
- People who make quote marks with their fingers in the air while talking will be sent to a federal penitantiary.
- Donald Trump will be fired.
- Carrot Top will die for our sins.
- Hummer owners will be forced to drive AMC Pacers.
- Eating carbs would once again be something we are proud to do.
- Using the ghetto term, conversatin’ will be grounds for 200 hours of community service.
- I won’t tax the rich higher. I won’t tax the poor or middle class either. I will tax people with no sense of humor.