Davezilla for President

Is it too late to add a candidate? Everyone write in Davezilla!! C’mon! Repeat after me! Davezilla for President! Davezilla! Davezilla! Davezilla! Do the wave everyone! If I am elected President…: “ There will not only be yards of beer, there will be yards of coffee. Daylight Saving Time will happen every season. I haven’t…