Where are my golden leaves?

This taken from todays weather forecast:

A mild Autumn day is ahead to start the work and school week. Highs will be in the mid to upper 80’s with mostly sunny skies. Expect slightly cooler weather tomorrow through the weekend with highs in the lower 80’s. There’s a slight chance of showers for the Sierra tomorrow night through Thursday.

Anywhere else in the world calls that “summer”.

Anyone with leaves and temperatures in the 50’s wanna trade? I’ll make you a good deal.