Things I’d Like to see on tombstones

“How about that? We really ARE 6lbs of chemicals.” “No deposit. No return.” “Worms. $1.29 a box.” “He died like he lived, on the toilet with a magazine.” “85 years and still didn’t use Viagra.” “Old geezers do it longer.” “Watch where you’re f%^ing walking!” “If you can read this you’re following too close.” “I…