The Don’ts of Web Design

Don’t use JavaScript.
Don’t use CSS 2.0.
Don’t use Flash.
Don’t make people scroll.
Don’t use frames.
Don’t use images.
Don’t use old tags.
Don’t use tables.
Don’t use bright colors.
Don’t use dull colors.
Don’t use colors at all.
Don’t use weird fonts.
Don’t use normal fonts.
Don’t use fonts at all.
Don’t forget to test it in 50 browsers no one uses.
Don’t sleep at the keyboard.
Don’t drive to fast.
Don’t eat meat.
Don’t have sex on Sunday.
Don’t get an abortion on Monday.
Don’t talk back to your mother.
Don’t…

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