Brain Wave Analyzer

Well I’ve finally done it. I’ve created an interface that reads my thoughts and records them directly to my blog. Don’t believe me? How about a small demonstration? Ok. I’m turning on the machine…. sex there it’s sex on. sex Bet you sex didn’t think it was sex for real did you? You sex should…

Kneejerk reactions

Ain’t Wi-Fi great? Getting pretty good reception from here on the toilet. Hey! There ain’t nothin’ wrong with that. Atleast I ain’t runnin’ a webcam.

New Old Worm Attacks Google

Web Worm Spreads, Slowing Online Search Sites A fast-spreading computer worm disrupted the world’s most popular online search sites on Monday, scanning the vast databases of Google Inc. and other search engines to find the e-mail addresses of new victims. [Reuters] Well that explains it. And for the record, the worm has already been to…

Uhhh…

According to police, he was stark naked and was carrying a box of Frito Lay snacks and a container of nacho cheese. “The male had nacho cheese in his hair, on his face and on his shoulders,” Maryville Police Department officer Scott Spicer said. [CNN]

In his own voice

iTunes has Bill Clintons book available for download as an audio book read by Bill himself. Nice.

Fight! Fight!

Heh heh. Classic. Like something out of a bad 80’s movie. A brief scuffle broke out on the Common between some of the peace demonstrators and a man carrying a graphic anti-abortion sign. Witnesses said the man was pushed to the ground and his shirt was torn, but he was unhurt. [Y! News]

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