Day 2. Still no coffee in sight. The monkey has left my back and is now running around the room squaking madly. We suspect there may be aliens involved. The signs are obvious, the furniture was arranged in some odd crop-circle-like formation. Where is the coffee? When will it return? O’ humanity! Why do thee trouble me with this madness! Two creams, two sugars please.

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