Still the funniest around

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender, ?Isn?t that Bush and Powell sitting over there?? The bartender says, ?Yep, that?s them.? So the guy walks over and says, ?Wow, this is a real honor. What are you guys doing in here??
Bush says, ?We?re planning WWIII. And the guy says, ?Really? What?s going to happen?”
Bush says, ?Well, we?re going to kill 140 million Iraqis this time and one bicycle repairman…


1 Reply to “Still the funniest around”

  1. heard this the other night…

    so this woman holding a baby are getting on a bus, and while she is fumbling for change the bus driver starts laughing….almost to the point of falling out of his seat.

    the woman finally gets all the money together and then realizes the driver is laughing at her.

    “what is so funny?” she asks indignantly.

    “That is the ugliest baby i’ve ever seen in my life!” replies the driver in between fits of laughter.

    The woman–stunned by such rudeness–makes her way to an open seat.

    She begins to cry, attracting the attention of an older woman sitting next to her.

    “oh, dear, whats wrong?”

    “Well,” she replies between sobs, “i’ve just never been so insulted in my life as just now by that rude bus driver.”

    The older woman thinks for a moment, “i think that is terrible. You should go back up there and give him a piece of your mind.”

    “I will!” replies the woman, now full of courage.

    “Great!” replies the older woman. “Women need to stick up for themselves! Here, i’ll hold your monkey for you.”

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