Life in 5 Minutes

Due to the overwhelming amount of requests here’s a short excerpt of 5 minutes of my life. Start the timer Igor.

6:30:00 Drink last bit of cold coffee from cup.
6:30:10 Run to coffee maker.
6:30:11 Pour slowly so as not do dump coffee all over ones self. This isn’t McDonalds. You can’t sue yourself for hot coffee in your own lap.
6:30:20 Add sugar and cream. Stir.
6:30:40 Return to desk, plopping down in chair.
6:30:41 Run back to kitchen to get coffee I forgot.
6:30:51 Sit down at chair and begin drinking coffee.
6:31:00 Drink last bit of cold coffee from cup.
6:31:10 Run to coffee maker.
6:31:11 Pour slowly so as not do dump coffee all over ones self. This isn’t McDonalds. You can’t sue yourself for hot coffee in your own lap.



6:34:40 Return to desk, plopping down in chair.
6:34:41 Run back to kitchen to get coffee I forgot.
6:34:51 Sit down at chair and begin drinking coffee.

I think you get the general idea. Thanks for playing along. It’s been fun.