I’d love to but…

Short list of things I’d love to do and the reason I don’t…

I’d love to….
Shave my head

but I won’t because…
I’d look like my brothers and the world ain’t ready for that much ugliness yet.

I’d love to…
Be President of the United States

but I won’t because…
I’m not a very good liar.

I’d love to…
Run away with Nicole Kidman

but I won’t because…
Britney Spears would be heartbroken.