Happy Mondays

(news anchor)Good morning. I hope you’re having a great Monday so far…

what? (off camera)…
it is too Monday…
lookit, I’m not an idiot…
I know it’s Monday. If it’s not Monday then what day is it smartass?…
Tuesday. WTF makes you think it’s Tuesday?…
Every clock and computer in the world say Tues…

(on camera) NEWSFLASH THIS JUST IN
Seems Osama bin Laden has struck again. He’s stolen Monday.