I’d love to but…

Short list of things I’d love to do and the reason I don’t… I’d love to…. Shave my head but I won’t because… I’d look like my brothers and the world ain’t ready for that much ugliness yet. I’d love to… Be President of the United States but I won’t because… I’m not a very…

Happy Mondays

(news anchor)Good morning. I hope you’re having a great Monday so far… what? (off camera)… it is too Monday… lookit, I’m not an idiot… I know it’s Monday. If it’s not Monday then what day is it smartass?… Tuesday. WTF makes you think it’s Tuesday?… Every clock and computer in the world say Tues… (on…