Dear Microsoft…

Letter to Microsoft:

Dear Microsoft.

Windows XP is a very good operating system. Since it’s release there have been many, many updates and security fixes. Please send everyone a cd of all the security fixes and updates ever done for Windows XP. We’re getting tired of spending 14 hours doing updates via broadband (I can only imagine the nightmarish hell if I was on a 56k connection like a great majority of Americans still are). If AOL can send every American 3 cd’s a month why can’t you send us just one?

The People of the United States of America