Maybe…

Doin’ a little head scratching here. I’m thinking none of my RSS feeds or sites I read daily come from Texas. Why do you suppose that is?

Maybe it’s they’ve got better things to do, I mean, hey, the Bush girls do live in Texas.
Maybe they’re still pissed off about the whole Alamo thing and they’re building an army to attack Mexico.
Maybe they think if they ignore it (the internet) it’ll go away.
Maybe they’ve outlawed the internet. That would explain why the Democratic State Senators keep leaving the state, they’re going to get their email.
Maybe all the mobilehomes generate some kinda strange magnetic field that interfere with the wifi signal.