How to balance the US budget (or finance a war)

Step 1: Legalize drugs.
Step 2: Impose a tax on them.
Step 3: Sit back and collect the money shifting it to a secret account while telling all your constituents and all sorts of sub committees the governement is broke.

Hmmm….I suppose there’s a good conspiracy theory in there somewhere. Either that or an alien plot to TAKE OVER THE WORLD! Muahahahaha!