It’s gonna hurt me more than it’s gonna hurt you…

We’re experiencing drain troubles. I blame my wife. She has a lot of hair (the only one in the house that does besides the dogs) and it tends to clog the drains atleast 2 times a year. But I don’t mind. One of the things that attracted me to my wife was her hair. You see, I’d seen pictures of my brothers so I knew I was destined to go bald. With how thick her hair is I figured that I’d be able to get a nice hair weave out of the deal. Unfortunately if the drains are clogging it means I missed harvest time.

I’m gonna get beat for this one.