Pirillo moving to L.A.? Gretchen to be a starlet?

SO (with a capital S and a capital O, not South Oregon) I was perusing Chris Pirillo’s RSS feed when I noticed he was selling an SBF on Craig’s List so I went to check it out. In the ad was this little tidbit for all you gossip hounds, “I hate Los Angeles, but my current owners are ready to move there soon.” or so said the futon.

Is Chris to leave the foggy Bay for the smoggy City? Is Gretchen destined to be the next *whoever* walking down the red carpet? Could this be the end of Batman?