“My cats have been shedding so much lately that I mistook one of the black tumbleweeds of fur for another cat I was unaware of owning.” [Davezilla]
I can’t believe there are still people who don’t read Davezilla. If everyone read Dave we could have world peace. An end to war! No more poverty! No more disease! It would be like Star Trek (hopefully the one where all the females wore miniskirts and were hot not the one with the icky pants suits).