Where the buck stops…

You ever wonder why Congress can “pledge to make major reforms” in different departments of the government but they can’t reform themselves? I mean, c’mon, if I could own Microsoft or be a Congressman I’d be a Congressman. Have you ever watched CSPAN? Owning Microsoft you’d eventually HAVE to do work. Most of the time…

Where does the time go?

Jeez! Have I really not written anything over here since the 21st? It seems almost ludicrous since I did so much this weekend. (That’s sarcasm for all of you that didn’t catch it..) The days are just flying by. It totally seems like yesterday was Wednesday (for you in Australia it seems like it was…

Getting jiggy wit it…

You ever wonder why it is you have creative streaks at 3 am? Well, you probably don’t, but seeing as how I’m in the middle of one, I’m up blogging. My wife jumped out of bed and moved the kid back to his crib after a short “Hey I’m lonely in here can I come…

Funny Personalized Plate Ideas

In California the personalized license plate craze is still alive and well. With a whole slew of characters and graphics available it’s easy to be creative. Here’s a list of funny personalized license plate ideas: ornathologist……………boobies Anna Nicole Smith…..boobies Ben Affleck……………….gotJLo? Gray Davis……………….gotUr$$ Steve Jobs……………….ILUV (apple symbol from kids plates) Bill Gates…………………(apple symbol from kids…

Kids say the funniest things…

In an email from a friend: One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of Chicken Little to her class. She came to the part of the story where Chicken Little tried to warn the farmer. She read, “…. and so Chicken Little went up to the farmer and said, “The sky is…

A Sign of the Times…

After being down for one week I finally got one of my domains moved from one host to the next. That’s good. Saves me over 50% on hosting and I like my new host a lot. They also don’t lock down their server so much that I can’t do or access anything, a problem with…

New Virus Warning…

Awright maggots listen up (Damn that R. Lee Ermey and Mail Call)! It’s virus time again and you need your protection. No, not prophylactics, your head! If you get an email with one of the following subject lines don’t open it.: Re: That movie Re: Wicked screensaver Re: Your application Re: Approved Re: Re: My…

It’s gonna hurt me more than it’s gonna hurt you…

We’re experiencing drain troubles. I blame my wife. She has a lot of hair (the only one in the house that does besides the dogs) and it tends to clog the drains atleast 2 times a year. But I don’t mind. One of the things that attracted me to my wife was her hair. You…