California…

If you ever needed a reason to move to California, it’s the vegetables. Yeah we got cheese. Pretty good stuff too. But the farm fresh vegetables are what make life good. We’ve got everything from Artichokes and Asparagus to Zuchini. We’ve got every fruit you could imagine and they all grow here so you get the ripest, sweetest stuff known to man. The corn? Nebraska can kiss my a$$. We’ve got the sweetest, juiciest corn. We’ve got so much corn, in fact, we use it to feed our pigs and cows. And the citrus…well…let me just say I have a Meyers Lemon in my back yard that produces the best lemons all year round. I have an orange tree and a pummelo. We’ve even got an Asian Pear and a Fuji Apple growing along side the house and both are loaded right now.

Yes folks, take it from the Beverly Hill Billies, California is the place you oughta be..