Morning punch-line…

My friend sent me this and I thought it was just TOOO good to pass up.

When I was six months pregnant with my third child, my three year old came into the room when I was just getting ready to get into the shower.
She said, “Mommy, you are getting fat!” I replied, “Yes, honey, remember Mommy has a baby growing in her tummy.” “I know,” she replied,
but what’s growing in your butt?”

One more…one more…

One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of Chicken Little to her class. She came to the part of the story where Chicken Little tried
to warn the farmer. She read, “…. and so Chicken Little went up to the farmer and said, “The sky is falling, the sky is falling!” The teacher
paused then asked the class, “And what do you think that farmer said?” One
little girl raised her hand and said, “I think he said: ‘Holy Shit! A talking chicken!'”

(Thanks Dolly!)