Dear RIAA…

Dear RIAA,

Last night while purchasing a CD, for the first time in a while because there’s been nothing I liked enough to buy, I came to the realization why sales for the record industry are down. You’re trying to charge $15 for a $0.50 cd.

Now I understand about design and production costs, I do that for a living, but $15? Don’t you think that’s a bit excessive? I realize you gotta pay for your *crack* habit but hey, lay off it. It’s starting to tweak your mind.

Hey. Your wife called and was she pissed. You smoked all the *crack*.

I’m sure this is the last cd I buy for a while so count on going to Betty Ford.

Have a NICE day.