I did not…

Rob did not post this morning.



I did not drive 30 miles to the nearest Best Buy today. While there, I did not buy a Game Boy Advance SP. It was not the last one they had in stock. I did not also pick up Dark Sun and Legend of Zelda and an “accessory pack” to go with it. I did not tell the cute clerk that it was a gift for some unspecified younger male relative. I did not stop at McDonalds in Walmart afterwards. I did not then go back to the hotel and rip open my new toys and spend an hour playing with them. I do not have any guilt for these things that did not happen. Nope. [Generic | Synthetic]