My Dad used to say, “You can satisfy some of the people some of the time, but you can’t satisfy all of the people all the time.”
There’s a little part of my brain saying, “If you’re tired and you don’t feel good, go back to bed.” and a much larger (caffeinated) part saying, “nomanallyouneedismorecoffeewithmorecoffeeyoucandoanythinglookitmeI’msupermanwheee!”
There’s three hours difference between the West coast and the East coast, so when it’s 4am in California it’s 7am in New York. How the hell can you people get up that early? Go back to bed!