Welcome to Modesto California, a little place I like to call home. It’s a small town, still. Being such we have our fair share of problems. Like traffic congestion, air pollution, corrupt politicians, toxic waste, water shortages, power shortages, crime, murder, and our very own O.J. trial.
Here’s a short list of the top 5 things I expect to see from the Scott Peterson trial:
1) A low speed bronco chase (oops! too late.)
2) Kato Kailin
3) Proof that O.J. did it
4) One glove
5) Kato Kailin
What? You think Letterman is the only one who can do lists???