Day: May 1, 2003

In far away China a World Health Organization doctor goes door to door looking for anyone infected with SARS. Doctor (at door of house): (Knock knock)Man (opening door coughing): what you want?Doctor: I’m from the World Health Organization.Man: WHO?Doctor: World Health Organization.Man: WHO?Doctor: The World….Health….Organization.Man: WHO?Doctor: Look I’ve already told you. I’m from the World…

 I do believe someone has switched my underarm deoderant with super glue.

Someone told me once I should do stand up comedy to which I replied: I hear more moans at my jokes than I’ve ever heard in bed.

I was doin’ a little thunkin’ this morning when I had a revelation: male pattern baldness is secretly a plot by our wives and girlfriends. See, in order to keep us from straying too far, our wives and girlfriends secretly pluck hairs from our head at night while we sleep. Slowly over time we begin…

I woke up this morning and I felt funny. My wife rolled over and told me to pull my underwear back up.