Say you work for a teevee news outfit — ABC’s 20/20, for example — and you’ve got a digital camera and you’re taking some tourist shots around Camp Patriot. And then, for some reason, you decide to take a few shots of your dick, because … well, who knows? And then say you lose your camera. And a certain naval officer finds it.
OMG! Hilarious! You have to go read the account of the soldier that found the camera. Just don’t do it in front of your boss or he’ll wonder what you’re laughing about.