As war with Iraq looms, we’ve come up with a way to combine the 2 things Americans love most, bar-b-que and war. Hence the name, war-b-que.

How do you war-b-que you ask? It’s simple. Simply take the item of your choosing, can be anything, and throw it on the bar-b-que. Make sure you bar-b-que is on high heat. Don’t turn the heat down. When the outside of the meal is a crispy black, your meal is done.

Alternatively you can throw your meal in the microwave and NUKE it.